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A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink from the bartender, who is also a proton. "How much do I owe you?" he asks the bartender. "For you," responds the bartender, "no charge." "You sure?" asks the neutron. The bartender replies, "Yup, I'm positive!"

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An atom is walking down the street when he meets a friend of his, who is evidently distraught. "What's the matter...is everything OK?" the atom asks his friend. "Well, I think I might have lost an electron," responds the other atom. "Are you sure?" asks the first. "I'm positive!" replies his friend.

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Heisenberg is driving along the Autobahn and gets pulled over. The policeman asks, "Excuse me, sir, do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg responds, "Not at all, but I know precisely where I am."

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