1. You can't stand up straight. You have to lean against something, whether it be a car or a wall.

2. You're not REALLY Arab. Your ancestors are a mixture of: Turkish, Berber, Spanish, German, French, Arab, and in certain circumstances black.

3. You think you can speak Arabic but no one that really speaks Arabic ever knows what the hell you're trying to say.

4. You distinguish how "Algerian" someone is by listening to their accents and the best part of Algeria is always where you're from, even if its not the truth.

5. Guys belly dance like women and women belly dance like crazy!

6. You don't listen to Rai Music until you move to a foreign country.

7. As soon as someone leaves, you start talking about them. Good or bad.

8. You're conversations are always about someone…you can never mind your own business.

9. You're really hungry for a peek at your next door neighbor's tax returns.

10. You hug and kiss relatives you have never seen before in your life.

11. You love to say the word, "AYWAH!"for men and "eyeh ya lala" 4 women.

12. Mohammad is always refered to as moh. or moe

13. You are always mistakened for being European, even if you're dark skinned.

14. Helwa is candy, chaba is pretty, shadi is monkey, and rohe is go.

15. You love to hang out at coffee shops and just talk about passers by.

16. If you're a female, you name is most likely to end with an A.

17. If you're from the capital, you've probably never seen the Sahara Desert.

18. You can speak at least 2 languages

19. Everyone thinks you eat couscous everyday.

20. Every Algerian knows every family in the entire nation of Algeria, and some how you always know a specific story about them and almost all the time it is a bad one.

21. During a wedding, all the young single people are checking each other out.

22. When Algerians get together, they all compete in "Who has got the loudest voice?"



23. You are very outgoing and open to other cultures..

24. Couscous to algerians is not like rice to asians, that would be bread.

25. Shawarma sandwiches are the new fashion.

26. You have too much pride to take something for free.

27 . You are judgemental about every ethnic group except for yours.

28. Your're probably the most hardheaded out of all other Arabs.

29. Algerian guys are mistakened for italians in many cases.

30. You've never seen a camel, unless it was outside of Algeria.

31. Girls are taught to lower their voices.

32. You even Algerianized the english language. i.e "rohe hateha in the kitchen" "movee al car" "tryeeha" "ma tasmokch ?"

33. People always mistaken where you're from for Nigeria or Albania.

34. You're standing next to the largest suitcases in the airport!

35. You can't live without visiting Algeria...and would die to go back...

36. You HATE or LOVE Zinedine Zidane anyways you watch all his matchs

37. You call your grandmother Mima Mani Yemma Mémé or simply Mamy

38. At our parties there's always enough food for an entire army & you have to taste everything & finish your plate or your mom will say " harram".

39. You have a cousin, aunt/uncle or grandma/grandpa by the same name as you.

40. You are always late.

41. You always have a story to tell.

42. "Yallah" is part of your everyday vocabulary.

43. There's always drama!

44.Your refer to your dad's friends as 3amoo!

45.you have funny names like QWEDER, and AL EID

46. Qole (say) is pronounced Qole, gole, ole, depending where your from.

47-You can start a very long discution with someone in the street that you don't know

48-You speak french better than arabic but you'll never admit it ... spacially to a foreigner :p

49-You know that Reda Taliani is Algerian but if a foreigner asks you you always say that he's tunisian

50-You can't explain the expression .."Cheh !!!"

51-You always cry when you watch the movie "The Battle Of Algiers"

52-You always hate French people when you watch the movie "The Battle Of Algiers"

53-You're proud of your national football team even if she always looses

54-You're proud to say that in 1982 the algerian soccer team won against the german team 2-1 !!!!!

55-You're passionated by the french politic more than by the algerian one :s

56-You hate when foreighers tell you "Oh you're french like"

57-You can say from which region of algeria somebody comes just by hearing his accent

58-You watch the algerian stupid shows during all ramadhan

59-You always buy a flag for the Independance Day and for the 1st November

60-Barbershops and Taxis are places where you can have very philosophical discutions

61-There are algerian flags everywhere in the street !!!

62-Foreigner always ask you if the song "Abd el Kader ya bou3lam" is your national anthem

63- Ramadan is the only month during what you watch algerian tv

64-you buy a sheep a whole month before aid al adha just to show it off in the neighborhood

65-you always critisize algeria but strike for it and defend it when foreighners say morrocco and tunisia are way better

66-you know how to avoid garbage bags falling from the balconies

67-you have a big nose "niif", meaning you'r extremely proud

67 points, i almost finished to read them .. not all are truthful ..