http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/-t1.htm We need to practice our English daily. Come in and make yourself at home ;) Fri, 15 May 2009 09:01:30 GMT 10 http://illiweb.com/fa/subsilver/logo.gif http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/-t1.htm http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/joke-the-lion-the-bear-and-the-pig-t2470.htm Amen Citation:A lion, a bear and a pig are sitting around discussing how scary they each are. The lion says "when I roar the whole jungle shakes" The bear says " when I roar the whole forest trembles". "So what" says the pig, "All I have to do is sneeze and the whole world shits itself"... In English please Fri, 15 May 2009 09:01:30 GMT http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/joke-the-lion-the-bear-and-the-pig-t2470.htm#20005 http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/joke-the-lion-the-bear-and-the-pig-t2470.htm http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/microsoft-bus-service-t2407.htm ranou On 29th Sep 2008, Microsoft started bus service for employees & Employees can start work from the bus itself and their office hours counts from the time they start work in the bus. Traffic jam is quite normal and company do not want to waste the time of the employees in roads. In English please Mon, 20 Oct 2008 09:27:47 GMT http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/microsoft-bus-service-t2407.htm#19773 http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/microsoft-bus-service-t2407.htm http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/humourpictures-too-much-into-technology-t2391.htm ranou
]]> In English please Wed, 24 Sep 2008 12:30:17 GMT http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/humourpictures-too-much-into-technology-t2391.htm#19722 http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/humourpictures-too-much-into-technology-t2391.htm http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/2010-winter-olympics-t2396.htm Amen Now that Vancouver has won the chance to host the 2010 Winter Olympics, these are some questions people from all over the world are asking. Believe it or not, these questions about Canada were posted on an International Tourism Website. Obviously the answers are a joke, but the questions were really asked! Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow? (England) A. We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them die. Q: ... In English please Mon, 29 Sep 2008 22:32:28 GMT http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/2010-winter-olympics-t2396.htm#19730 http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/2010-winter-olympics-t2396.htm http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/jokewho-s-the-boss-t2326.htm ranou Amen was complaining in our forum the other day that he wasn't getting any respect.
The next day, he brought a small sign that read:
"I'm the Boss!"
He then taped it to his office door.
Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said:
"Your wife called, she wants her sign back!"]]> In English please Sat, 26 Jul 2008 10:14:32 GMT http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/jokewho-s-the-boss-t2326.htm#19523 http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/jokewho-s-the-boss-t2326.htm http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/joke-java-t2294.htm Amen ]]> In English please Fri, 02 May 2008 22:28:56 GMT http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/joke-java-t2294.htm#19341 http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/joke-java-t2294.htm http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/we-are-becoming-less-and-less-day-by-day-t2197.htm Abdel Century....We are becoming less and less day by day! Our communication - Wireless Our telephone - Cordless Our cooking - Fireless Our youth - Jobless Our food - Fatless Our labour - Effortless Our conduct - Worthless Our relation - Loveless Our attitude - Careless Our feelings - Heartless Our politics - Shameless Our education - Valueless Our dress - Topless Our follies - Countless Our arguments - Baseless ... In English please Wed, 27 Feb 2008 09:06:06 GMT http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/we-are-becoming-less-and-less-day-by-day-t2197.htm#18841 http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/we-are-becoming-less-and-less-day-by-day-t2197.htm http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/joke-the-pope-and-the-jewish-t2193.htm Amen Citation:About a century or two ago, the Pope decided that all the Jews had to leave the Vatican. Naturally there was a big uproar from the Jewish community. So the Pope made a deal. He would have a religious debate with a member of the Jewish community. If the Jew won, the Jews could stay. If the Pope won, the Jews would leave. The Jews realized that they had no choice. So they picked a middle aged man named Moishe to represent them. Moishe asked for one addition to the debate. ... In English please Sat, 23 Feb 2008 00:10:10 GMT http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/joke-the-pope-and-the-jewish-t2193.htm#18822 http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/joke-the-pope-and-the-jewish-t2193.htm http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/humourfor-amenhealth-alert-t2172.htm ranou There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally and by hand. This virus is called Weary-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues,your boss or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest store. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) ... In English please Sat, 02 Feb 2008 07:46:55 GMT http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/humourfor-amenhealth-alert-t2172.htm#18689 http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/humourfor-amenhealth-alert-t2172.htm http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/humourfans-t2169.htm Amen Citation:A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student. "Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?" "The Red Sox." "Why's that?" "Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I'm a Red Sox fan too." "That's not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?" "No, that would make me a Yankees fan!" In English please Wed, 30 Jan 2008 21:42:48 GMT http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/humourfans-t2169.htm#18680 http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/humourfans-t2169.htm http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/recruiter-roundtable-job-resolutions-for-2008-t2128.htm Amen Yahoo! HotJobs Citation:The Recruiter Roundtable is a monthly feature that collects career and job-seeking advice from a group of recruiting experts throughout the United States. The question we put before our panel this month is: What New Year resolution would you like to see job-seekers make in 2008? Improve Your Skills Professionals should resolve to continue enhancing their skill sets and marketability. Start by determining where you want to be at the end of 2008 and list ... In English please Tue, 01 Jan 2008 21:03:59 GMT http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/recruiter-roundtable-job-resolutions-for-2008-t2128.htm#18400 http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/recruiter-roundtable-job-resolutions-for-2008-t2128.htm http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/humour-t2071.htm sara.lila ]]> In English please Sat, 24 Nov 2007 16:46:35 GMT http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/humour-t2071.htm#18036 http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/humour-t2071.htm http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/humour-you-know-you-re-from-algeria-if-t1981.htm Amen 1. You can't stand up straight. You have to lean against something, whether it be a car or a wall. 2. You're not REALLY Arab. Your ancestors are a mixture of: Turkish, Berber, Spanish, German, French, Arab, and in certain circumstances black. 3. You think you can speak Arabic but no one that really speaks Arabic ever knows what the hell you're trying to say. 4. You distinguish how "Algerian" someone is by listening to their accents and the best part of Algeria is always ... In English please Fri, 05 Oct 2007 14:14:31 GMT http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/humour-you-know-you-re-from-algeria-if-t1981.htm#17534 http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/humour-you-know-you-re-from-algeria-if-t1981.htm http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/funny-ans-sadhonest-opinion-t1932.htm ranou Last month, a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: Citation: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge failure because...: In Africa they didn't know what "food" means. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" means. In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" means. In China they didn't know what "opinion" ... In English please Tue, 04 Sep 2007 11:39:55 GMT http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/funny-ans-sadhonest-opinion-t1932.htm#17381 http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/funny-ans-sadhonest-opinion-t1932.htm http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/jokefor-amenbbq-rules-t1931.htm ranou Well it seems summer is over and winter is almost upon us...that means BBQ season! And we need to refresh ourselves on the protocols... .so here they are! 2007 / 2008 BBQ Season coming up. Latest Rules update (no change to previous years). They appear to be international, so no country specific notations required. Citation:BBQ RULES Routine... (1) The woman buys the food. (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. (3) The woman ... In English please Tue, 04 Sep 2007 11:19:03 GMT http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/jokefor-amenbbq-rules-t1931.htm#17380 http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/jokefor-amenbbq-rules-t1931.htm http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/science-jokes-t1924.htm Amen Citation:A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink from the bartender, who is also a proton. "How much do I owe you?" he asks the bartender. "For you," responds the bartender, "no charge." "You sure?" asks the neutron. The bartender replies, "Yup, I'm positive!" Citation:An atom is walking down the street when he meets a friend of his, who is evidently distraught. "What's the matter...is everything OK?" the atom asks his friend. ... In English please Wed, 29 Aug 2007 23:32:30 GMT http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/science-jokes-t1924.htm#17363 http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/science-jokes-t1924.htm http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/how-to-hire-the-right-people-t1878.htm ranou Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window. Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation. Citation:If they are counting the bricks. Put them in the accounts department. If they are recounting them.. Put them in auditing. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks. Put them in engineering. If they are arranging the bricks in some ... In English please Wed, 11 Jul 2007 14:38:02 GMT http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/how-to-hire-the-right-people-t1878.htm#16967 http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/how-to-hire-the-right-people-t1878.htm http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/sweet-storieswhy-we-love-kids-t1810.htm ranou First is for Houda : Citation:A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you know that the cat was dead ?" She asked him. "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. "You did WHAT?!!" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Psssst!' and it didn't move." ... In English please Sun, 27 May 2007 10:18:09 GMT http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/sweet-storieswhy-we-love-kids-t1810.htm#16541 http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/sweet-storieswhy-we-love-kids-t1810.htm http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/a-man-in-a-hot-air-balloon-t1863.htm Abdel must be a repost, but nevermind ! ======= A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, 'Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am.' The woman below replied, 'You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude.' 'You ... In English please Tue, 26 Jun 2007 13:10:09 GMT http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/a-man-in-a-hot-air-balloon-t1863.htm#16851 http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/a-man-in-a-hot-air-balloon-t1863.htm http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/jokefrancais-t1818.htm ranou

Citation:

- Where do you live in france ? - In south, marseille - Oh nice - Nan je t'ai dit marseille, pas nice...

]]> In English please Wed, 30 May 2007 11:55:30 GMT http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/jokefrancais-t1818.htm#16591 http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/jokefrancais-t1818.htm http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/unknown-words-t1662.htm jojo
The purpose of this subject is to learn some unknown / Stange words or expressions.
I will start myself :

when you say: "I wanna go" / "I wanna help", this means "I want to ..."

anything from your part ?

Good luck]]> In English please Mon, 29 Jan 2007 09:45:57 GMT http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/unknown-words-t1662.htm#15554 http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/unknown-words-t1662.htm http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/jokeindian-english-t1805.htm ranou Citation:An Italian, French and Indian went for a job interview in England . They were told that they must compose a sentence in English with three main words: green, pink and yellow . The Italian was first: "I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun. I see the green grass and I hope it will be a pink day ." The French was next: " I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV. Last was the ... In English please Wed, 23 May 2007 09:10:34 GMT http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/jokeindian-english-t1805.htm#16510 http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/jokeindian-english-t1805.htm http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/joke-irish-men-t1286.htm Amen Is it a repost ? Citation:Young man Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An American applied for the same job and both applicants having the same qualifications were asked to take a test by the department manager. Upon completion of the test, both men only missed one of the questions. The manager went to Murphy and said, "Thank you for your interest, but we've decided to give the American the job." Murphy asked, "And why would you be doing ... In English please Mon, 27 Mar 2006 15:23:31 GMT http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/joke-irish-men-t1286.htm#12387 http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/joke-irish-men-t1286.htm http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/storyparents-t1673.htm ranou Read this whenever you are free. An 80 year old man was sitting on the sofa in his house along with his 45 years old highly educated son. Suddenly a crow perched on their window. The Father asked his Son, "What is this?" The Son replied "It is a crow". After a few minutes, the Father asked his Son the 2nd time, "What is this?" The Son said "Father, I have just now told you "It's a crow". After a little while, the old ... In English please Mon, 12 Feb 2007 09:03:04 GMT http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/storyparents-t1673.htm#15662 http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/storyparents-t1673.htm http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/pray-this-even-if-you-don-t-feel-like-it-t1469.htm Abdel PRAY THIS EVEN IF YOU DON'T FEEL LIKE IT!! IT WILL ONLY TAKE A MINUTE. You never know when God is going to bless you!! Good things happen when you least expect them to !!!!!!!! Dear Lord, I thank You for this day. I thank You for my being able to see and to hear this morning. I'm blessed because You are a forgiving God and an understanding God. You have done so much for me and You keep on blessing me. Forgive me this day for everything I have done, said or thought that was not ... In English please Mon, 07 Aug 2006 21:44:39 GMT http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/pray-this-even-if-you-don-t-feel-like-it-t1469.htm#14004 http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/pray-this-even-if-you-don-t-feel-like-it-t1469.htm http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/top-10-things-you-never-want-her-to-say-t1386.htm Amen There are certain things a man never wants to hear from his lady. "Let's go shopping" is one of them, as those words usually herald a whole afternoon wasted near the women's fitting rooms. "You're acting like your father" is another, much harsher statement. Even worse, "You're acting like my father"; that one just hurts. Below, however, are the most fearsome, most harrowing combination of words a female can utter. Number 10 I've been thinking... If ... In English please Thu, 15 Jun 2006 10:59:09 GMT http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/top-10-things-you-never-want-her-to-say-t1386.htm#13230 http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/top-10-things-you-never-want-her-to-say-t1386.htm http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/black-or-while-what-should-i-choose-t1319.htm nahida HEALTH QUESTION & ANSWER SESSION Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap. Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables? A: You ... In English please Sat, 22 Apr 2006 08:39:39 GMT http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/black-or-while-what-should-i-choose-t1319.htm#12592 http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/black-or-while-what-should-i-choose-t1319.htm http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/humourthe-abdel-s-family-tree-t1251.htm allyson hi everybody I invite you to help us draw abdel's family tree for the moment I can tell that he has an aunt living in France and here is the proofCitation:Abdel dit : dsl je suis au tel avec ma tante en frI think that he also has another aunt living in Canada but I'm not sure.... I think scorpion can add some real information... thanks In English please Sat, 04 Mar 2006 08:43:46 GMT http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/humourthe-abdel-s-family-tree-t1251.htm#12027 http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/humourthe-abdel-s-family-tree-t1251.htm http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/jokesensitive-souls-t1252.htm allyson while surfing on the net I found this so I invite you to take a look at it and not to forget to raise your head phones volume or open your speakers in order to enjoy the melody...
enjoy ]]> In English please Sat, 04 Mar 2006 09:00:45 GMT http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/jokesensitive-souls-t1252.htm#12028 http://sectionc.forumactif.com/in-english-please-f10/jokesensitive-souls-t1252.htm